1. Please like chocolate chips. 

2. Have the ability to carry a conversation with. 

3. Intelligence is sexy. 

4. Don’t be such a douche to other girls just cause you don’t like them…or be a complete stranger when you’re next to a hot girl…seriously, just be yourself! 

5. Smile. 

6. Don’t be obnoxious. 

7. Have some sense of style, don’t be all “in da hood” and showing off your crotch and shit. Be classy, for the very least. 

8. Be funny and have the ability to joke around and laugh at yourself.